Link: Botanicalls.
So, tomato - how am I doing? You happy? Fed? Watered? How about you, geranium? Cactus?
If you are a heavy plant-talker, you've probably realized there was a certain one-way quality to your conversations. Maybe that was the point. Well, technology has a fix for all that.
Now your plants can join the ranks of your teenager, your spouse, your boss - and all the other people in your life who can talk back. And even make demands on your time, regardless of your preference or schedule. And some people think technology is over the top! Ha! It's now giving voice to an oppressed and suffering-in-silence member of our families and communities: the houseplant.
It had to happen, really. Sensors can detect levels of moisture, humidity, light, etc. - and that capability has been around for years. Now the well-rooted scientists at Botanicalls have tied this capability to the telephone. So when a plant is sorely missing a key element of comfort in its surroundings, it's sensor picks up the phone and gives you a ring. "Hello? Could use a drink over here, boss!" - or words to that effect.
From a survival point of view, this is no doubt a good idea for those of us cursed with a black thumb. And a reminder that attention is due - and a specific recommendation about what kind of attention - is a good thing.
When the plant calls, however, to ask why I just don't seem to want to talk to it any more - or why can't we cuddle after a grafting - well, at that point, I'll be ready to leave.